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Internet Certification Quiz

The Internet, Your Computer, and All the Ways You're Screwed

Think you're a digital deity? Prove it. This quiz will either crown you or clown you.

Q1. What's the cyber siege that turns websites into smoking craters?

Q2. Who's peeking at your cookie jar while you shop?

Q3. What turns your PC into a sluggish sloth?

Q4. What's the app that winks at you while picking your pocket?

Q5. What's the crumbly file that rats out your sock-shopping spree?

Q6. What's the trick to a password that doesn't roll out the red carpet for hackers?

Q7. What's the sneaky 'I' in 'IP address' that snitches your digital hideout?

Q8. What's RAM's gig when you're juggling apps like a circus freak?

Q9. What's the old-school socket your charger plugs into, pre-USB-C glory?

Q10. What's the AI buzzword that promises your toaster will predict your breakfast?

Q11. What decodes ‘archive.org' into digits your machine can grok?

Q12. What's the zippiest Ethernet cable you're probably plugging in at home?

Q13. What's the GPU's job when your AI is dreaming up cat pics?

Q14. What's the shady email tactic that promises you millions but wants your bank details first?

Q15. What's the digital dust bunny clogging your rig's pipes?

Q16. What gauges your internet's horsepower in blazing bits?

Q17. What's the cloud, stripped of its fluffy fairy tales?

Q18. What's the GPT in ChatGPT that's got everyone typing to robots?

Q19. What's the tricky link that shrinks a web address but might lead you to a scam?

Q20. What locks your Wi-Fi tighter than a dragon's hoard?

Q21. What's the backup bouncer when your password's too weak to party?

Q22. What's the AI hype that's gonna solve all your problems—or end the world?

Q23. What email attachment is a ticking virus bomb?

Q24. What's the fake site that pickpockets your password like a pro?

Q25. What's the ‘S' in HTTPS that shields your secrets?

Q26. What's the AI trick that fakes your grandma's voice to scam you?

Q27. What's the nuke button when your computer's a fried mess?

Q28. What's the slick storage that zips along without spinning like a relic?

Q29. What cloaks your browsing trail from creepy web stalkers?

Q30. What stashes your cat pics and game saves when you power down?

Q31. What's the Wi-Fi impostor snagging your secrets?

Q32. What's the internet slang for laughing so hard you can't even type straight?

Q33. What's the email con that lures you with a fake ‘login here' trap?

Q34. What's the genius chip that does all your computer's heavy thinking?

Q35. What's a browser that isn't Google's chrome-plated overlord?

Q36. What banishes those ‘You won!' pop-ups to the void?

Q37. What's the rogue code that sneaks into your system like a digital bandit?

Q38. What browser trick torches cookies when you're done sneaking around?

Q39. What's the sneaky tracker that websites use to remember your shopping cart even after you leave?

Q40. What's the slick cable piping pixels to your TV?

Q41. What's the wireless wizardry fueling your net, not your earbuds?

Q42. What's the curse that resurrects your dead account sins?

Q43. What's that pesky ‘accept cookies' nag from the internet overlords?

Q44. What incantation makes your browser summon a website instead of a 404 curse?

Q45. How do you sniff out a shady link without stepping in it?

Submit your true power or slink off into the digital abyss!