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Internet Certification Quiz

The Internet, Your Computer, and All the Ways You’re Screwed

Think you’re a digital deity? Prove it. This quiz will either crown you or clown you.

q1: What’s the cyber siege that turns websites into smoking craters?

q2: Who’s peeking at your cookie jar while you shop?

q3: What turns your PC into a sluggish sloth?

q4: What’s the app that winks at you while picking your pocket?

q5: What’s the crumbly file that rats out your sock-shopping spree?

q6: What’s the trick to a password that doesn’t roll out the red carpet for hackers?

q7: What’s the sneaky 'I' in 'IP address' that snitches your digital hideout?

q8: What’s RAM’s gig when you’re juggling apps like a circus freak?

q9: What’s the old-school socket your charger plugs into, pre-USB-C glory?

q10: What’s the AI buzzword that promises your toaster will predict your breakfast?

q11: What decodes ‘archive.org’ into digits your machine can grok?

q12: What’s the zippiest Ethernet cable you’re probably plugging in at home?

q13: What’s the GPU’s job when your AI is dreaming up cat pics?

q14: What’s the shady email tactic that promises you millions but wants your bank details first?

q15: What’s the digital dust bunny clogging your rig’s pipes?

q16: What gauges your internet’s horsepower in blazing bits?

q17: What’s the cloud, stripped of its fluffy fairy tales?

q18: What’s the GPT in ChatGPT that’s got everyone typing to robots?

q19: What’s the tricky link that shrinks a web address but might lead you to a scam?

q20: What locks your Wi-Fi tighter than a dragon’s hoard?

q21: What’s the backup bouncer when your password’s too weak to party?

q22: What’s the AI hype that’s gonna solve all your problems—or end the world?

q23: What email attachment is a ticking virus bomb?

q24: What’s the fake site that pickpockets your password like a pro?

q25: What’s the ‘S’ in HTTPS that shields your secrets?

q26: What’s the AI trick that fakes your grandma’s voice to scam you?

q27: What’s the nuke button when your computer’s a fried mess?

q28: What’s the slick storage that zips along without spinning like a relic?

q29: What cloaks your browsing trail from creepy web stalkers?

q30: What stashes your cat pics and game saves when you power down?

q31: What’s the Wi-Fi impostor snagging your secrets?

q32: What’s the internet slang for laughing so hard you can’t even type straight?

q33: What’s the email con that lures you with a fake ‘login here’ trap?

q34: What’s the genius chip that does all your computer’s heavy thinking?

q35: What’s a browser that isn’t Google’s chrome-plated overlord?

q36: What banishes those ‘You won!’ pop-ups to the void?

q37: What’s the rogue code that sneaks into your system like a digital bandit?

q38: What browser trick torches cookies when you’re done sneaking around?

q39: What’s the sneaky tracker that websites use to remember your shopping cart even after you leave?

q40: What’s the slick cable piping pixels to your TV?

q41: What’s the wireless wizardry fueling your net, not your earbuds?

q42: You’re about to download a free app, but how do you make sure it’s not a malware trap?

q43: What’s that pesky ‘accept cookies’ nag from the internet overlords?

q44: What incantation makes your browser summon a website instead of a 404 curse?

q45: How do you sniff out a shady link without stepping in it?

Submit your true power or slink off into the digital abyss!